“And now you made me hurt myself again! You made me break my hand completely off this time Tina! But ...
Author: Brian Stevens
Halloweenfest RankingHalloweenfest Ranking
Another Halloweenfest is in the books, and I wanted to rank all the films I watched this year. Overall, I’d ...
Father’s DayFather’s Day
“You’ve got 10 seconds to go or Daddy’s gonna nail it to the chair” Lola-The Loved Ones I blame myself. ...
Vicious FunVicious Fun
“Love is for losers anyway.” Mimi-Psycho Goreman There have been several takes on the slasher genre. It’s the easiest to ...
Vampire’s KissVampire’s Kiss
“Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflowed into my days. ...
Summer of FearSummer of Fear
“I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.” Tom Ripley-The Talented Mr. ...
SuspiriaSuspiria
“You know, in the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her.” Nancy-The Craft The original ...
The Third Saturday in OctoberThe Third Saturday in October
“Some folks sure got a strange idea of entertainment.” Martin-Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives Writer/Director Jay Burleson had ...
The Third Saturday In October: Part VThe Third Saturday In October: Part V
“There’s blood, guts and asses everywhere; someone’s gone all crazy, son!” Shorty-Scary Movie The great thing about the horror genre ...
FeastFeast
“No, no my dear Misti. I don’t want you to serve appetizers. I need you to “be” appetizers.” Fuad Ramses ...