Author: Brian Stevens

Watch the skies, everywhere! Keep looking. Keep watching the skies! Ned “Scotty” Scott- The Thing from Outer Space ...

“Shocks are so much better absorbed with the knees bent.” -Lord Summerisle (The Wicker Man [1973]) ...

“I lied. The house is alive. We’re all gonna die.” -Watson Pritchett (House on Haunted Hill [1999]) Pan’s Labyrinth is a modern ...

“I’m Michael Jackson, you Tito.” Carter- Rush Hour ...

“Heads, I win. Tails, you ooze!” Crypt Keeper- Tales from the Crypt ...

“I haven’t had anything this pure since the Vienna Boys’ Choir hit town.” Countess- Once Bitten ...

“Send… more… paramedics.” Zombie- Return of the Living Dead ...

“Howdy. I’m gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don’t mind none.” Severen- Near Dark ...

“Government probably bred those things to kill black boys. First they sent in drugs, then they sent guns and now ...

“Sequels suck! Oh please, please! By definition alone, sequels are inferior films!” Randy- Scream 2 ...