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“Vampires don’t settle old scores. We harbor them.” Lestat-Queen of the Damned I forgot how wild Dracula 2000 is. This ...

“Snakes don’t eat people.” Terri-Anaconda The Lair of the White Worm, directed by Ken Russell, is a bizarre, campy, and ...

“My friends are losers, my uncle keeps trying to christen me in my sleep, and I’m drenched in my cousin’s ...

“I think you watch too much TV.” Jay Brown-The Critters While I’m generally not a fan of found-footage films, the ...

“Everything you have seen here has been an illusion.” Eisenheim-The Illusionist I was perplexed when I realized I had never ...

Another Halloweenfest is in the books, and I wanted to rank all the films I watched this year. Overall, I’d ...

“You’ve got 10 seconds to go or Daddy’s gonna nail it to the chair” Lola-The Loved Ones I blame myself. ...

“Love is for losers anyway.” Mimi-Psycho Goreman There have been several takes on the slasher genre. It’s the easiest to ...

“Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflowed into my days. ...

“I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.” Tom Ripley-The Talented Mr. ...