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“Heads, I win. Tails, you ooze!” Crypt Keeper- Tales from the Crypt ...

“I haven’t had anything this pure since the Vienna Boys’ Choir hit town.” Countess- Once Bitten ...

“Send… more… paramedics.” Zombie- Return of the Living Dead ...

“Howdy. I’m gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don’t mind none.” Severen- Near Dark ...

“Government probably bred those things to kill black boys. First they sent in drugs, then they sent guns and now ...

“Sequels suck! Oh please, please! By definition alone, sequels are inferior films!” Randy- Scream 2 ...

“Ghouls. This is undead, reanimated, full on flesh-eating zombie shit, no question.” Hermit Bob- The Dead Don’t Die ...

“It was my last sunset on this earth that made me who I am.” Dracula- Dracula 2000 ...

“There’ll be no morning for us.” Helen Kent- Dracula: Prince of Darkness ...

“Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more…” John- Saw ...